You Are Such A Malaka!!!!!!

If you constantly wonder about the nature of the human mind and still end up being clueless. Let me tell bout something ..... On messenger, people have all sorts of bizarre nicknames and I guess it all depends on their mood... The people they just met, a new word in a new language that they have just heard... a situation they encountered or just out of the need to be wierd... then again some people just think they have to be called anything other than their name or their nickname...!!!
That’s human nature. Nicknames are circumstantial.

U will find me called YAZI a lot of the time... Today I happened to be very angry and frustrated for reason relating to the nature of a number of other human's mind and I was left..... NOT ONLY CLUELESS BUT ALSO FURIOUS AND WITH A HEADACHE THE SIZE OF TEXAS.

In my outburst of anger, I change my nickname to "U R Such A MALAKA"... mind you Malaka, is a wonderful Greek slang lol... it means "AssHole”. One of the words I learnt in my very first AIESEC Conference lol and have been using it ever since.

People who see me online EVERYDAY, who know who I am, and see all the nicknames I use "YAZI, GEMINI, CALL YOURSELF MENTALLY CHALLENGED, ETC ETC ETC" and who normally never talk to me online... or very rarely.. Found it their obligation to find out who I was referring to as MALAKA. They all know what malaka is... and they were intrigued.

Of course, I never told anyone who the malakas were... But isn’t it ironic....... I call myself yazi and no one wants to know... I reflect that someone might be an asshole and the whole world wants to know. THAT LEFT ME CLUELESS ABOUT THE NATURE OF THE HUMAN MIND. Don’t try to figure it out.


One last thought have you ever though about how funny the word asshole is... calling someone an asshole. Especially when ur calling it to that person's face and imagining them really being an asshole... talking to u...
it can ease your anger... try it out.

Yours truly,
U R Such A Malaka